Shea's weenis has a bigger cult following than the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

As a Doctor, I can tell you it's a proven medical FACT that if Barack Obama, Capt.Hook, and Bill Paxton look at Shea's elbows for 10 minutes straight, world hunger and war would be a thing of the past.

Actually Bill Paxton has looked at it for like an hour in U571.

It was one of the cut scenes on the DVD and it was a tribute to the time he looked at a picture of it for about 15 minutes.

Also, Michael "I blow up stuff in slow motion" Bay is making a superhero movie about and the soundtrack is all done by Chad freaking Kroeger.

When Shea was a child, she was the inspiration for a short lived NBC sitcom known only as "Curt: The Semi-True Story".

In it, she played Delilah Curt, a woman so awesome that when she told a joke,
people would laugh so hard that their stomachs would rip open, spilling bile all over their shoes, prompting them to buy a new pair at her store "Cash-Shoe! We're NUTS for Shoes!".

The co-star you ask?

Bill Paxton.

It's Canada Day!

Hurray for peace keeping, Poutine, Beaver Tails, Mounties, Tim Hortons, Maple Syrup, beer with more than 4% alcohol, disenfranchised French, the Newfie accent, RUSH, David Usher, Billy Talent, The Tragically Hip, Matthew Good Band, Alexisonfire, Raffi, Devin Townsend, baby seals, toques, toboggans, hockey, CBC, The Stanley Cup, curling, lacrosse, basketball, jokes about Celine Dion, Fubar, Ryan Sohmer and Lar DeSouza, Ogopogo, Capt. Kirk!, Bob & Doug, Body Break, John Candy, Dan Ackroyd, Colin Mochrie, loonies, toonies and funny money, bloody caesars, IMAX, TV, radio, duct tape, Red Green, colour/neighbour/favourite/spelling words with U!, ZED not ZEE, insulin, goalie masks, the telephone, Laura Secord, George Stroumboulopoulos, roller skates, Superman, A/C in cars, standard time, handles on beer cartons, zippers, the Blackberry, Kraft Dinner, Pictionary, The Elephant Show, Mr. Dressup, snowmobiles, jet skis, zambonis, snow for 7 months of the year, mountains, prairies, rivers, lakes, from sea to shining sea!

And... EH!

Sure, why not.

It's increasingly lame, tiring and belittling to have noticed how racist most of the people who shop these days are.

I'm not Mexican/Spanish, and I'm not Native American.
I don't see why I even have to be classified by a race/ethnicity when I'm just paid to tell you which item is on sale.

Best part is we have signs printed but you stupid fucks don't read the whole things and then get mad when the little brown girl corrects you!

Honestly, if you don't like that the Nikes are made in China by little 8-year-old 'chinks' (swear to Moses heard that today), STOP TRYING THEM ON!

If you don't know the price, don't make up one and then get mad if I tell you the correct price.

And seriously THINK! Just think how ridiculous you must sound in a store when you yell to my boss "that Spanish girl you hired was very rude to me! telling me the price of the shoe was different then what I thought it was and you shouldn't hire these Mexicans because they'll steal from you."

My boss said something that I didn't get to hear because I walked away from the lady, I started sorting a rack of clothes from the change rooms and saw the lady stand in line to buy the shoes anyway so WTF bitch!?

WHAT THE FUCK!?

I then spent 2 hours helping a ridiculously nice guy find a dress and other outfits to take on a cruise.
Yeah he's a crossdresser, and it was awesome.
The guy was loud and kept all the old women away and didn't mind when I mocked his skirt choices.
In the end we found 2 dresses, a skirt, some plain khaki shorts from the guy's department and several tops to mix'n'match with.

And heels.

I'm freaking jealous that he can wear heels better than I can.

To end this bipolar post, here's my dog cuddling a monkey, cute yes?

Yes.

^______^

I got a sexy new TV!!!

32" of awesome, and it has the dvd player mounted on the back so it's all hidden and awesome too! (And that white blob is my Dreamcast :P)

Ha I love this thing, it's so much louder than my old one I didn't hear the stupid neighbour kids at all last night!

I'm on an exclamation mark high right now... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They think sexy new TV is sexy too.

There is no more TV in my room, my brother finally helped me move out my old tubeboobbox after it decided to have a heat stroke and die on me last last week.

Oh sure the Food Network still worked, but I can't stand to watch Bobby Flay and that blonde fat guy cooking BBQ all the time.

I need a new TV now... Something flat and gorgeous with HD input *cough*hintfordad*cough*

I miss my TV.

Sure the summer shows suck ass but it's better then sitting here and having to hear my neighbour's little tween daughters scream/play all the time.

I can't sit in my room with the window open until after 9pm, which sucks because my room gets stuffy in the summer and I need the air.

EV-VER-EEE-DAY at 6:40pm they are outside in their backyard playing some game that involves them screaming.

IT'S MY TURN NO IT'S MY IT'S HER TURN MOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERE'S MY HAIR WHY CAN'T I HAVE THE TOMATO IT'S MY TURN IT'S MY TURN MOOOOOMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*headdesk*

I want to end them.

Quite possibly the greatest song I've heard in a long time... and the most ridiculous band name ever.
EVER.

Natalie Portman's Shaved Head - Beard Lust

^_^ Enjoy!